It occurred to me that the romance subplots of the urban fantasy/paranormal romance fiction I've ever heard discussed seem to have already been summarized back in 1977, at the beginning of Meat Loaf's classic "You Took the Words Right out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)."
BOY: On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?I've always said Meat Loaf was a sage, ever since I first heard the truism, "There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box."
GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth?
BOY: Yes
GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth?
BOY: Yes
GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws?
BOY: Yes
GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger?
BOY: Yes
GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger?
BOY: Yes!
GIRL: And will he starve without me?
BOY: Yes!
GIRL: And does he love me?
BOY: Yes
GIRL: Yes
BOY: On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
GIRL: Yes
BOY: I bet you to say that to all the boys.