My crit group is not like this, thank Christ. Now the business, from what I've heard, might be a different story...
(Sent by a fellow group member.)
EDIT: I'll be damned, I thought I've seen this image before. Neil Gaiman posted it on his blog a few days ago in an entry I "starred" for later review in Google Reader. I found it since I'm home sick from The Diamond Mines today, and going through my horrendous backlog.